Special Delivery!

Special Delivery for YOU:

Caution: May contain fragile, hazardous or perishable contents.

Must be opened with extreme caution and handled with care.

Guaranteed to bring a lot of fun and spunk to your life. Can be shipped anywhere within the midwest, preferably Chicago or Ohio. Comes with extra insurance and delivery confirmation but no instructions.
Special Delivery!
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